Bad Credit! No Credit! Negative Credit? It doesn’t matter here at Big Bill’s Nissan and title pawn. We will get you butt in a brand new Nissan if we have to surgically amputate it and sew it into the upholstery, and yes that does count as a bill of sale and a threat.

0% down, 0% up, so many zeros we will throw in 2 at…

It’s so gratifying to see nearly every Nissan across the model line so well represented on this list.

Literally anything that you need to adjust while the vehicle is in motion.

Vegas people feel scammed?   Damn!  I mean, they are usually the ones who have scamming down to an art.  

The seats look like they received 5 fresh coats of cooking grease

Yeah even with some FRESH armor all on black leather seats I’ve never seen seats that glossy. 

Boat dock watching is one of my favorite pastimes. Up there with people watching at the airport.

Golf GTI/R or Audi RS3 with pops and crackles tune. Every wannabe drug dealer in The Netherlands has to have one, best if they’re blacked out and doing 50mph in second gear through a residential area.

At least in my days you had to put some work into ricing out a Civic Hatchback and spend real money to make it as…

The black Nissan Altima with limo tint, and duckt tape holding up the front body panels, and expired tags, that the neighbor semi-permanently parks on the street in front of my property so the street sweeper has to go around it and my curb never gets cleaned. He mainly uses it for hotboxing.

The 335 has the same reputation everywhere - you see them doing exactly what you described in every city I’ve been to. I was visiting Seattle last week, where there are surprisingly few sports cars of any kind in the city, and still saw a handful of solitary 335s popping and burbling around the city.

The best offroader in the world is a sub $1500 shitbox.
The fastest car in the world is any rental car.

I give you the Lexus LM350/ Toyota Alphard.

It’s got the predator grille combined with a jacked up El-Camino-ish side profile with a floating roof.

And it pains me, because in many ways the Alphard is a freaking awesome vehicle. The older model was boring, but at least it wasn’t hideous.

This is the automotive version of

There... fixed it for you.

No contest - Roosevelt Blvd in Philadelphia during a rainy evening rush hour the Friday before Christmas Day.

Cadillac CTS V wagon. It doesn’t look like a high performance monster, but under the hood is a 6.2L supercharged LS making 556hp. I believe you could get a stick in the sedan and coupe models if that’s a deal breaker for you. If you want to experience a high performance V8 before they become scarce, make it an LS. 

Oh, thank God, what a relief. I was worried someone might make the argument guns are used impulsively. But apparently he could have murdered his wife with a chair, while his adult son sat by and watched, I guess? Fortunately it didn’t come to that.

this one

buick regal tourX

Rafael Orlove already wrote about it here in your Archives