Why I love these articles.

I would do unspeakable things for an RS6 Avant.

No, I REALLY want a new Singer 911. I'd also like Selma Hayek and Halle Berry together, in a ball pit, naked and wrestling in custard, sadly I can't afford that either.

*Me prior to clicking link*

Step 1: Buy ship

Sometimes I think my ego is out of control, and then I hang out with real people in real life who don't know me as "the guy online with the cool cars," and they tell me about stuff like their dog's bowel movements. And I remember just how unimportant I am.

Easy, bcuzrac—