How often do you work out?

Other worthy suggestions:

Paul McCartney's your niece? That's pretty neat.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

With Hitchens involved, I figured we'd just get an arrogant denial of the interference's existence and a statement indicating that if you believed that there was interference, you're a simpleton.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Unfortunately I couldn't get to that article... I think the link is missing.

If those numbers hold, Raines, Bagwell, and Schilling would have seen their support rise significantly from last year.

It will be awesome and trippy as fuck if the final score is Oregon 46, Ohio State 33. Please let that happen.

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

Reminds me of...

so that's why he lead with the crown of his head?

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

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In Green's defense, it can be difficult to keep one's shit together while waiting for curry to pass.

Cut him and pick up one of the several really good QBs that are just sitting there waiting for a job.

Even if Locust Grove goes on to win the title, who cares? We won't hear from them again for another 17 years.

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.