This is the most disappointing pronouncement by a Simon since St. Peter thrice denied Jesus.

@Blast it, Biggs: Well played.

The Canadian dollar hasn't closed higher than the US dollar since summer of 2008. "Newfies" is not a word you toss around in Canada unless you want a fat lip. And "Armsees" seems entirely made up — shouldn't it be Arsump?

Michel Petit looks like he's pinching one out in that SI cover shot.

Borges' VORP (value over replacement plagiarist) is an impressive +13.6.

I read Shirley's book a few years ago, because Simmons lied and said it was good. Basically I would describe his ideology as "hipsterism" — he'd probably tell you he's a Crypto-Anarcho-Proto-Syndicalist or something similarly incoherent but cool-sounding. The only thing I'm 100% sure of is that he is an atheist. I…

She a-hollerin' about the front rent? She'll be lucky to get any back rent.

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@President Camacho: Why is Ty Cobb always the go-to douchebag in these sorts of arguments? Rogers Hornsby was as bad / worse depending on who you believe.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that the retard who voted for David Segui refused to vote for Mark McGwire because Mac was a steroid user.

@Hatey McLife: +1

@Peter Nincompoop: The NCAA rules only allow you to play an "extra" game if you have 12 teams in your conference. So the "top two out of 11" idea would work only if everyone in the conference axed one nonconference game (since there's no way to know in advance which two teams would finish 1st and 2nd.)

@Jefferson Tardship: read sheet music?! He's a guitar player!

@metalmaniac: One non-criticism of Tebow that jumped out at me was early in the game, when Tebow threw that jump ball that was very nearly intercepted. Danielson: "Tebow had no choice but to throw that ball away." Although if "forcing it into coverage when you've got nothing" is tantamount to "throwing it away" in…

I thought it was a little strange when Lundquist described a little swing pass to Mark Ingram like this: "LINE DRIVE BASE HIT! Caught out there! The throw is up the line ... on time for a double play! Ingram evens the ledger!"

Was hoping the clip of Nolan Ryan pwning Brad the Animal Lesley and then making the Lesley "beast" gesture would be on teh youtubes, but to no avail. #collegesoccer

So what does Rod Marinelli do to celebrate now that every team has won a game? Crack open an ice-cold Natty Light? #nflupdates

@ClingingMars: enjoy your visit from the Failbot after your comment reads "bndwgn fggt." #newyorkyankees

@Slapshot21:

Wow, Memphis just oBLITerated the Longhorns.