So what does Rod Marinelli do to celebrate now that every team has won a game? Crack open an ice-cold Natty Light? #nflupdates

@ClingingMars: enjoy your visit from the Failbot after your comment reads "bndwgn fggt." #newyorkyankees

@Slapshot21:

Wow, Memphis just oBLITerated the Longhorns.

Wait a minute, people still use track bikes for their intended purpose? I thought they were only used by wannabe hipsters to perform idiotic stunts:

Summerall told a great story once about the infamous game in 1960 where the Eagles' Chuck Bednarik poleaxed Frank Gifford and knocked him out cold. A fan had a heart attack during the game, and the Yankee Stadium medical staff worked on the guy in the Giants' locker room while the game was going on. The guy…