I’ve shared this before, but I lost my 16 year old daughter to suicide 5/29/16. There is not one thing that her father and I would not have done to save our beautiful girl. And this fucking bitch can sleep at night????? Our entire family continually thinks about the “what ifs” surrounding her death. And this bitch can…

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

What I’m doing instead:

I keep saying that’s it, no more and dammit right back to the screen and shouting at poor April.

Receipt:

This is another campaign speech. Devoid of substance as usual, without any specifics, and entirely tailored to appeal to his base.

I would rather sit for three days and watch a live stream of a giraffe about to give birth

I fucking refuse to maintain my sanity. Do you hear me, Jezebel? I demand the leeway to go bugfuck blithering bananabonkers, start speak-shrieking in tongues, rip my clothes off, and barricade myself in the street with a fortress of boxes of old ABBA albums.

I can’t watch. I’ve had my son throw up on me twice today already (side note..blueberries and graham crackers mixed together in a vomit sludge smell like satan’s ass). I don’t want to vomit on myself.

Suffragettes wore white a century ago when we got the right to vote. It’s a nod to that, and also possibly the white suit Clinton wore.

Barefoot, curled up in the oval office.

They have a shared interest in pleasing their husband?

I was going to try to be neutral, but I saw Betsy DeVos and just started screaming “FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YYOOOOOOUUUU!!!!” My cats are now fluffed and skittish.

Just remember, outrage fatigue is what they are counting on. Pay attention, stay informed, don’t start shrugging it off.

I would rather give birth to a giraffe.

There’s a whole group of women wearing white! YAY!

I figure by not watching and instead reading about it tomorrow I can a) not contribute to his ratings, and b) support mainstream media. Tonight my refusal to rage watch shall be resistance!

Money equals power and they want ALL of it.

Hey if that idiot wants to engage in a trade war with China and Latin America....Go nuts. I’m guessing the average chinese citizen can survive and adjust with less of your shitty exports while the same cannot be said of the opposite. Also, someone needs to explain to Trump how a final food product is just one link in…

I’m just going to leave this here: