Is anybody else drinking A LOT more than usual these days?

Listen, America:

I am keeping wine in my fridge now, when I normally never drink at home and barely even drink when out with friends. Also I’m drinking Passion flower tea, stress eating at bedtime, taking Chinese herbs and listening to ocean sounds. I’m a fucking mess

Because he can play football really well and it doesn’t matter to the football program, coaching staff, athletic department, and university administration if he beats women so long as he can help them win.

My Dad! A blk man. 63 years old voted for Trump on Friday. We haven’t spoken since Friday. He voted for Obama twice. He’s also a naturalized citizen. He proceeded to express racist Sexist and conspiracy theories galore. Thanksgiving this year should be awkward to say the least.

The week will cost my liver dearly.

I can’t remember who said it but this quote has been pinging around my head for months: “Republicans run on a platform centered on the idea that Government doesn’t work. Then they get elected, and they prove it.”

Cheetolini.

Team Stress Eating. Also carefully-selected-for-medicinal-properties weed. I’ve never paid attention to that aspect before now.

Same. Too young to drink, now just inhaling donuts and croissants and candy on a daily basis. I was so proud of myself for losing four pounds over the summer, and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if I’ve put on five pounds or my pre-diabetes has evolved into actual diabetes or both. Especially since I’m too busy…

My neighborhood liquor store says they can’t guarantee inventory for next Tuesday. Better stock up now.

No no no, they’re willing to piss away YOUR democracy, not theirs.

Actually, scratch that. Democracy is hard and takes work and, like, knowing things, and knowing things is for losers.

I think it’s more like they’re acting like a bunch of cornered animals who are lashing out. I’m starting to feel that way, myself.

All.The.Time.
And my husband is worried that he’s not going to get any for the next four years if that asshole wins.

I don’t drink, unfortunately, I’ve had to resort to eating my feelings!

A virus hit my spine back a few years ago. Lots of tests and whatnot for me too. I’ll keep my Canuck healthcare too!

The reveal of his appeal to repeal is such a surreal ordeal I could squeal.

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

Drinking? No. Stress eating? YUP

If this year hadn’t sent me into rehab, I would be (god knows, I was).

I have a bottle of Klonopin, a bag of mini Snickers, two ice cold cans of Diet Coke and Rachel Maddow on. Am I crying or enjoying myself? I can’t tell what I’m feeling in this never-ending nightmare.