Mine can’t cook for shit, either, though she used to be pretty good. I think a large part of it is that she doesn’t really need to anymore. I’ve been out of the house a looong time and she’s more than happy to toss up a salad for dinner or grab a rotisserie chicken and make that work for the bulk of a week. She’s…

It really was too long, and really oddly paced. It basically opens with a huge revelation, spins its wheels for a couple hours, crams a bunch of potentially interesting developments into the last act and does barely anything with them.

“Gimme a T!”

He still does a fair amount of Pac-However Many games right? Watching/listening to him call Bol Bol games is going to be appointment television.

I said it back in high school, and I’ll say it again: CANCEL SCHOOL FOREVER. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE CHILDREN.

When the coach took away the sled, the athletes had to get up, stand up; stand up on the ice.

I remember when we used to sled . . .

Three little birds told me you’re not gonna get a redemption song for this pun

+1 draw

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Does this comment want to go to prom? (not with me i’m 43 and happily married, but I am willing to matchmake and take pictures and pay for part of the limo.)

Your face makes you look stupid but you don’t see me making comments about it.

Meanwhile, here’s the hottest rapper in nearby Estonia:

And also a piece of fucking shit for referring to her as “state property.”

Oh also, Terrell Brandon.

Hello there. It’s me, THUNDER DAN MAJERLE.

Those OKC jerseys are awful. They look like a discount high school team or something.

Christ, do people think the Doomsday Clock is actually a real thing?