So you’re having Nunavut.

Just moved to the area at the beginning of this year. Can someone tell me why the fuck?

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Every day, I realize more and more that the election of this man represents some kind of great surrendering by a huge chunk of Americans, that they basically stopped caring if the most powerful man in the most powerful country/ economy ever could actually do his job with even a tiny amount of competence or training,…

hey, you can’t always get what you want

That’s how you create a super strong cat that can leap over anything.

When I had roommates with a cat I often thought of wrapping an ankle weight around it to keep it from jumping on the kitchen counter. Didn’t do it but a man can dream and he often did.

Countercounterpoint: eat the cat.

(horrified look on his face when he realizes Trump can realistically tweet in support of O.J.)

If sports is really an escape from politics, then we should probably get rid of the national anthem before the game. No need for the reminder about politics and war before the game starts.

This looks so much like the side of my van it’s scary.

It was nice of the Thunder to let Westbrook take one last picture with the basketball in his hands before Carmelo joins the team.

It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

What about Lil Sis? Or Gary and Pam? Or how about somebody telling me how to get out of the fucking grays???

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Get you Spanish ready boys & girls... It’s called “Vuelven” (They Return)

i just dump the sauce into a bowl and grab a spoon.

You fucking heathen!