“I’m wondering what your family does at that time of year.”

What if I am serving on the USS Alabama, SSBN 731?

Because perhaps you, dear reader, are a resident of Alabama and would like to submit a public records request for me.

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

Sorry. I hate to be that guy. It’s “exceptional” thief. I just watched it over the weekend haha. Still get a star.

Is this an idiot’s guide because only an idiot would buy one?

Don’t besmirch the good name of Koalemos

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

“Specifically, such players indicated that the BIG3 had asserted that theplayer agreements prohibited participation in the CBL league for the August 23 game andthat...”

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

The Seattle Mariners have been selling grasshoppers at the games, so much so that they had to put a limit on how many you can order at once.

are you saying I should stop unscrewing these seals I found?

SOUTH CAROLINA- ...A geographical line has been drawn across the Union, and all the States north of that line have united in the election of a man to the high office of President of the United States, whose opinions and purposes are hostile to slavery. He is to be entrusted with the administration of the common…

To save time, just throw it directly into your toilet.

One guy was heard to say.........”I’m covered from my head tomatoes.”

Why, yes, when most people hear “Fukushima” they immediately think “hot water”! Of course they are referring to the lovely Fukushima and its access to some of the best onsen in Japan with Iizaka, Takayu and Tsuchiyu conveniently near by, as most people are well aware.

Klay stepped out on the second shot, no basket. Good Boy completely shut him down, give him credit (preferred in the form of belly rubs).

I’ve told the story before, I’ll tell it again.

But you know they’ll fucking ruin “Magic Man” and “Dreams” and “Barracuda”. Everything by Blondie, the Runaways, Janis Joplin. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

Fuck Penn State.