Oh. Shame on me for not looking that up. (Not being sarcastic...I know that is hard to believe in this age of internet trolling.)

I came here for the desperate babies who want to defend the name. I was not disappointed :-)

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

What did I just say? Well we know your aren’t Oriental or Indian otherwise you’d be a lot smarter

You’re right, he is a dough boy. The problem is that like any dough boy, getting you to poke at him is what he is really going for.

I’m 44 and we had snacks after little league when I was a kid. This guy looks to be just a few years older than me. Now I’m worrying when the cognitive dissonance sets in.

Panini says it was easy to tell that the autographs were fake by how hard the pen was being pressed.

“If you think something is bad, just lower your standards!”

Do you not wish to do the sex with it?

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

It actually does ease congestion and studies have proven that. I agree that many motorcyclists are inconsiderate and this is unfortunate. I used to live in Europe and most of them there who lane split (which is like all of them) were very considerate as was I.

Shawn Kemp, probably.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

Yaaay, more two wheels bad content from Lanesplitter. Is there a way to just remove it from my Jalopnik feed?

Why not put the phone in a pentagram drawn with alligator blood and chant until something cool happens? Kids nowadays don’t even know how to have fun...