Shawn Kemp, probably.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

Yaaay, more two wheels bad content from Lanesplitter. Is there a way to just remove it from my Jalopnik feed?

Why not put the phone in a pentagram drawn with alligator blood and chant until something cool happens? Kids nowadays don’t even know how to have fun...

C) trashpandas

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

My reaction was that Bryant Gumbel is an idiot......and, you know, even though he happens to be black

And more death/accident/injury articles on LaneSplitter, the motoblog dedicated to #twowheelsbad

One of the best things about a Dyson is you can clearly see when it sucks.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

+juan

Covfefe is the moment when Trump became President

Found out the other day that the reason Chris Cornell did the theme to Casino Royale was “any time you can do something to get on a list with Paul McCartney, you do that thing.”

For my money it’s:

“Icon” is almost an understatement. Before ESPN and before the web, Sports Illustrated was the primary source of sports stories for many people, and Frank Deford was the king of SI. I (Rob Lowe voice) literally watched for the red flag to drop on our mail box to see when the new issue was delivered.

I’ve been saying this for a long time.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

You gotta kick the tires on Josh Jackson, right? He’s shown the ability to hit the glass hard, lock down an opponent, and just knock their lights out if they try to drive the lane.

And we’re positive that’s not Steven Tyler?