One of the best things about a Dyson is you can clearly see when it sucks.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

So they all have their own

+juan

Covfefe is the moment when Trump became President

Found out the other day that the reason Chris Cornell did the theme to Casino Royale was “any time you can do something to get on a list with Paul McCartney, you do that thing.”

For my money it’s:

That’s the joke, dingus. “Cuck” has become the go-to insult for far-right whackjobs who don’t actually understand what it means, so this post and others like it are just repurposing it to mock the Racist Hillbilly Messiah.

“Icon” is almost an understatement. Before ESPN and before the web, Sports Illustrated was the primary source of sports stories for many people, and Frank Deford was the king of SI. I (Rob Lowe voice) literally watched for the red flag to drop on our mail box to see when the new issue was delivered.

I’ve been saying this for a long time.

Scientifically they are neat. It looks like a lot of work for spaghetti though.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

The addiction...

You gotta kick the tires on Josh Jackson, right? He’s shown the ability to hit the glass hard, lock down an opponent, and just knock their lights out if they try to drive the lane.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

I sometimes get caught riding in the rain. That’s about as far as I go.

U mad bro?

If only we could push out firmware to cripple vapes.

Well, when their drones don’t work they’ll still have vaping.

And we’re positive that’s not Steven Tyler?