Not to defend the practice of Nike essentially commandeering the brands of professional and amateur sports organizations on every level (which is annoying at best and nefariously corrupt at worst), but on a basic level of corporate branding and design, the idea of keeping things under wraps until it’s finished is…

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Didn’t AC/DC write a song about it?

I have already started preparing myself for this season to be a big bag of suck. I don’t want it to be but I enjoyed the first season too much so assuming this is going to be a big, steaming turd should up my enjoyment factor b/c I'll be pleasantly surprised when it's a small, steaming turd.

You're excused for asking.

Suzuki SV650

I wonder after the destruction of the 2nd Death Star if Luke eventually went to Tosche station and picked up those power converters?

I laughed... I felt uncomfortable close to the truth... then I laughed again just in case the cameras saw me stop laughing. +1.

“Liability tank tops are $5.99!”

Well, Charley Boorman and Ewan McGregor might disagree about adventure bikes being just a fashion accessory. I think you’re ignoring an awful lot of riding conditions that exist between full off-road riding and tarmac. Especially when you get into the more removed parts of he world where the word road is more of a…

Break a spoke bouncing on a rock, you can fix it in the field, or just forget about it and ride on out.

The spokes and rim flex, and can move a bit when you hit a log or boulder. So they don’t crack like a nice alloy street rim would. They kinda resonate like a plucked string on a guitar. Also, the tubes mean you don’t have to depend on the bead to keep the air in when you whomp something hard.

Ugh, fine. Is this what you’re talking about: http://deadspin.com/5820417/hey-th…

Austria.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

also the parks and rec guy told him he had an 18-inch johnson

His image has been tarnished? He was the number one draft pick and he signed an endorsement deal with Nike. Is he desperate for the Subway commercial?

Ironically, Kotaku wouldn’t have covered this video in the first place (because there’s no indication that e-mail is really from someone in a position to have information about this situation) if not for Konami trying to censor it. Good work, Konami!

You actually burst your credibility by using the word “anodynity.”