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I haven't watched the video, but... didn't everyone already know this? For those that witnessed the Jordan era, you can't help but notice Kobe patterned his entire game off of him. Damn good impression to, just not quite as talented.

Kobe is a psychopath who probably watched Jordan's every move and practice them in front of a mirror for hours on end, so he'd be just like Mike. I grew up in the 1980s and 1990s. I grew up in an inner city where the primary sport was basketball. Every little shit at that time imitated Michael Jordan (tongue

They were preserving him with sodium chloride. So it's a cut and dried case of a salt and battery.

What even is this?

"Really sorry about what's happening in Gaza"

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

I think it's fairly bad that this really basic diagram has to be explained to people.

She isn't saying "stop giving a shit about ebola and people with ebola and people that might soon get ebola" she's saying "stop listening to the fear mongering reports that are saying we're all at risk of an Ebola pandemic" because,

I look forward to Deadspin's next post about some media outlet getting fooled by a fake Twitter account.

That one is green though.

I think Burneko would have a few words with you about this:

Exactly. He kept America totally safe. Except that one time.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Editor's note: The editor refused to watch this.

"You did it, dad! You got us a ball! Now take off those ridiculous sunglasses."

No kinja.

Proposed name: Heck's Kitchen.

If elephants were allowed to participate, I might watch rythmic gymnastics.

It's also history, psychology, and military science.