Did you pay the Iron Price when you ordered them?

They grew him in a vat from a headband Alexi Lalas and Cobi Jones shared.

While every other actor in his action hero weight class is lining up for the comic-book hero gigs or turning out safe but shitty movies like The Expendables: Eleventy Billion Cruise still seems to be trying to do his own thing. Maybe that's because no one wants him in their comic book hero movies, but at least he…

You had me at "Tom Cruise dies a lot."

He probably smells bad

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I didn't know V. Stiviano's kid played baseball at La Mirada!

The company claims morals. However, they forget that the purpose of the site was to originally fund the founder's bachelor party. HMM...

Hi. Fuck you. If you don't want to believe science, stop using it.

1. Except this doesn't fit any of the models for the cycles the Earth typically goes through. Shifts in hot and cold in different regions are bound to happen during the shift. It's the overall trend that's important. The average global temperature keeps going up. This results in more extreme weather and global sea…

I thought i was the coolest dad ever... This guy is a god.

I want to wreck this league together.

As a Yank, I don't know why, personally I think the "Star Spangled Banner" sucks. I'd much prefer an easier one:

Another interesting tidbit, that I'm going to have difficulty fitting into the larger picture of Sac/Dem/Education politics, is that there is a non-profit organization called the Nehemiah Group, ostensibly for the benefit of young African American entrepeneuers, headed by a man named Scott Syphax. I first became…

Hey Dave, you may want to investigate the linkage between them and Arne Duncan. Also, his links to a group called the Nehemiah Group headed by a man named Scott Syphax and Drexel University.

Chris and Snoop from The Wire. Cross their path you will get boarded up in a vacant. See Snoop holding a nail gun, it's over son.

By contrast, he makes Michelle Rhee look like a saint. That's not easy to do.

Whoever wins, your asshole loses.

I don't know much about his coaching skills. Though passing on the Knicks' job is a good starting-point indicator of competence.