"Shot to the dick,

Obama is such a pussy by not scoring undefended goals in a glorified beer league.

"Hey Subban! Here's your invitation to the wetting!"

roy hibbert had the same amount of strikeouts tonight

I for one was disgusted by this act.

Sure - it works in the coastal cities - but will it work incontinent?

The woman was later charged with possession.

Or maybe the person taking the video could be like "hey officer, how about check out what really happened instead of just beating the crap out of that dude"

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

Thank God this officer had the foresight to prevent a car from driving into a fucking restaurant. And as far as I can tell, one life was actually lost in this incident.

Thus the importance of having en pointe guard who can plié multiple roles.

Kill all the brands.

"Indie"

Not at all. I liked it better when there was more emphasis on hacking and stealth. Each trailer makes it look more and more generic. It's like GTA without any of the humor.

Mike Wise would actually be a pretty legit name for a rapper.

Coming up next, Mike Wise breaks down the entire Redskins lineup, and runs through the Redskins needs for this upcoming season, when the Redskins won't make any promises they can't keep!

Mars, Bringer of War by Gustav Holst. Just "that part" of it. You're guaranteed the Hall.

He seems to be working at his own pace.. initial posters for the game suggested a 2013 release, iirc, but that definitely didn't happen and there's been no information yet. Gameplay is still being cautioned as "very early" and updates on the dev blog are pretty sparse, so I wouldn't expect a release until late this…

Apparently, the US Senate did in fact declare today as Everybody Shit on Goodell Day:

Fuck the cold-hearted bastard 34% who didn't like Babe.