To quote my mother, "they all looks the same in your stomach."

It would be cute though, if they had children playing the other roles. Then they would look like average size adults.

Ball Durham

So now we live in a world where it's OK to be an asshole because if your douchebaggery is a problem for someone, they're just being overly sensitive?

Oliver Stone's: Track & Field

I have a degree in broadcast journalism from Syracuse and worked in a newsroom for a couple of years. I'm offended as a former journalist who doesn't like to see a bullshit story like this taken seriously as news. There is no way on earth that any competent editor/news director would ever greenlight this story…

What he suffered was nothing compared to this new Kinja

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

Thanks for the spoiler alert.

WHAT THE FUCK?! Um, SPOILERS YOU DICKS?

It's 7:13 on the West Coast and you make that the goddamn HEADLINE?! There's no way to avoid it on the main page, cock.

...who got Chris Gatling?

This trope is so tired.

h/t: Don't make it look like a fucking hood.

After I bought Empire Total War, and managed to play it for less than four hours, I decided not to buy another Total War serie game ever. A goddamn utterly broken and boring game.

Haven't touched that game since day 1. Destroyed my trust in that company.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.

Alternate headline, via Luke Plunkett: You've Already Made Your Mind Up About Titanfall, So Fuck It

This article shows that after many long years, progress is being made. Kickers are finally being accepted as actual members of the football team

Yeah, if I didn't have to work at Burger King I definitely could have played center in the NBA.