Wow, when he said "Part Battlestar and part Downton Abbey" he meant it completely literally, didn't he? Oy.

John Boyega would be rad. That's all. No snark, no special insight. Just super rad.

So now we live in a world where it's OK to be an asshole because if your douchebaggery is a problem for someone, they're just being overly sensitive?

What kind of ending was this? A brilliant ending. They answered what needed to be answered. They even gave us fresh eyes by showing us a perspective separate from Rust and Marty: the killers, who was clearly decadent and deranged. This is probably one of the most fitting, appropriate, and earnest finales I've seen.…

Ship of Fools.

Now there's an attitude that is far more chilling and far more dangerous than anything specific the NSA is doing at the moment.

Oliver Stone's: Track & Field

I have a degree in broadcast journalism from Syracuse and worked in a newsroom for a couple of years. I'm offended as a former journalist who doesn't like to see a bullshit story like this taken seriously as news. There is no way on earth that any competent editor/news director would ever greenlight this story…

Amirite?

Hm. It would never occur to me to view the Confederacy as a society built upon military prowess. Or honor, frankly. That's a strange analogy to draw. Not to say they lacked either, necessarily, but it's not on my immediate list of descriptions when I think of the American Confederacy.

Hahaha, too true, but drunkenly trundling my hefty, passed out friends into or out of awkward positions qualifies, I believe.

What he suffered was nothing compared to this new Kinja

Rather than a Minecraft movie I'd like to see them make a movie about Kerbal Space Program.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

He filmed a cameo for the last one, too, but it was part of a subplot that got cut. (Same thing with Wanda Sykes.) Hopefully he makes it into the final product this time.

Wakka wakka, motherfucker.

Thanks for the spoiler alert.

WHAT THE FUCK?! Um, SPOILERS YOU DICKS?

It's 7:13 on the West Coast and you make that the goddamn HEADLINE?! There's no way to avoid it on the main page, cock.

No, it's actually a third world problem. Qatar can afford worker safety. They are unwilling to provide it.