That's some nerve. Complaints about dancing from a bunch of honeybees.

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Put him on the air wearing a sombrero and a poncho and we'll call it even.

I think he's confused and means to say that the second generation of cousin's breeding is when all the genetic problems kick in. You can get away with it happening one time and the recessive traits will mostly stay hidden.

Second cousins share fewer genes than first cousins (assuming there is no other inbreeding),…

It really is impressive. I fell for it once, then read through a long comment thread until he broke character because so many people didn't get it. He's really good at playing that part too.

I have to call bs on the "respectful distance" part. Part of keeping a respectful distance is when you start getting approached, you back away and get back in your car. He's lucky he didn't get stomped on.

so we can all just go get a slice of pizza.

Stupid teens. There's no place in journalism for questioning authority.

How many more explosions do we need to chronicle before at least one person raises their hand and acknowledges, "Hey, you know, all these explosions pretty much look the same."?

The Redskins organization has taken the whole vampire aesthetic one step further by not showing up in the day and sucking at night

As Agent K so eloquently said, "A person is smart but people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

"Middle-class" is the term poor Republicans use to disguise the fact they're really part of the 47% crowd.

No, we (Sweden) don't have compulsory military service. In fact I don't know a single person who owns a gun. During my father's time all men had to do basic military training for a year, something that today is optional, but you don't get to keep your weapon.

In related news, concerning marine mammals and the preservation of their remains, here is the story of Jean-Louis Fabre, a french winemaker that found a dead whale washed up on the beach in 1989, and decided to retrieve the carcass and display the skeleton in his winery.

Just create a cap that goes over the head/under the helmet made from ketchup packets that only pop at a certain amount of force. Then when they take or deliver a hit during the game, if they've got ketchup oozing out from under their helmet, you know they need to be evaluated. And they could like have some fries…

They are all personal characteristics or virtues except for country. It's like if I said my "core values" were kindness, love, patience, and a split-level ranch.

They're based on reality, not made-up stuff like the "pause". Which, you don't mention, is only real if you ignore the warming oceans.

I know there's a lot of discussion about the morality of seeing this movie in light of Orson Scott Card's views on homosexuality and his political activities to work against marriage equality. Personally, I very much respect that people will boycott this movie as a signal that Card's views do not belong in the…

You need to go "investigate every claim." Card is every bit the bigot he is purported to be. He didn't even try to adopt a veneer of tolerance until he started getting bad publicity for his homophobia.

Uh, no. The fact that I don't want to say racial epithets doesn't mean I support censoring books. Thank you for the specious logic.