Back in my day a Star Wars dogfighting game had 40+ single player missions, so griping feels entirely justified.

They should’ve done summer if they wanted to feature Japan, with all the bon festivals it could’ve been pretty cool.

Seems like the real problem is that Snowy Escape doesn’t have much snow.

I didn’t know that - my mom just dropped me and my friends off at the theater. Bad parenting!

The Black Hole ends with somebody trapped in a robot shell ruling over Hell for eternity. That’s the moral to the story, kids! Sleep tight!

The Casio with Digital Invader was the Switch of its time

All Cohen needs to show is the release Evans signed.

Cool. Now tell us how lawn signs represent the emptiness of his campaign. They say even less and are easier to set up! Shocking! You should write for the Intercept. Greenwald loves this uninformed navel gazing stuff.

‘The Platinum Plan’ sounds like a choice at the car wash.

There was a movie

Erin Grey in a spandex catsuit is timeless.

Maybe they’ll adapt the original pulp novel, which is a fun read, but the Chinese are the bad guys so it’ll never get financed.

Steve “Hand” Jobs. Nicely done, MS. Nicely done.

Credit card advances, and probably more than a few who borrowed or pooled their money with friends.

Every time his “ancestry” is brought up to show how supposedly sensitive it makes to racism, it should be noted that Larson did not even consider himself Japanese American or even Asian growing up. He’s said felt he was white. It was only when NASCAR started their minority recruitment program that he suddenly embraced…

It’s actually pretty funny that all they’re doing is confirming the premise of the joke.

Ready Player One: New Game+

They’re not astronomers, they’re astrobiologists. 

I think it’s wonderful that two equally shitty people can find each other, fall in love and do shitty things in this crazy mixed up world. Viva l’amour!

“Don’t let ethics get in the way of consumerism” is a good rallying cry. Put it on a Gadsden flag and you’re all set.