If they replace the typewriter with a smartphone we riot.

Reset your monitor to factory settings, because in profile shots you can clearly see where the bronzer stops and his corpulent skin starts. 

I knew a guy whose college grad present to himself was a brand new bare bones 91 Civic. He even had to go buy a radio antenna. I wonder if people can still get them that basic now.

Okay, Kyle.

This is what happens when celebrity gossip writers apply their ‘talents’ to politics.

Canyon Dancers, yep. Don’t even need a chock; just compress it with the side stand down. Gotta watch for the front end popping up when the strap is loosened, although it probably isn’t much of an issue with a GW...

BREAK OUT WITH YOUR SNAKE OUT

“Economic freedom” is a concept cooked up by libertarian free market economists, and just because it has the word “freedom” in it doesn’t automatically make it good.

8 or 9 US states have had legal assisted suicide for quite a while, starting with Oregon about 10 years ago. There’s a documentary about a few people going through or considering the process called ‘How To Die In Oregon’. Good flick.

It’s also okay to have an opinion instead of waiting to see what 12 randos decide next year.

It’s LA. I’ve lived there. Anyone who says they’re bored are just lacking in imagination.

The Bane mask I made out of a Quarter Pounder box will protect me.

The ‘to some’ she’s referring to are the wealthy insulated talking head class.

Feel free to mock Courtney Cox, but Bruce can dance however he wants and it’s automatically cool.

The real lede here is that Joe Lieberman’s political legacy is so worthless, instead of running for his father’s old seat the son is in a completely different state with his numbers buried under the weight of his dumb magical negro book. I only wish you held this until Monday so I could’ve had an entire week enjoying…

Give the morons, grifters and slackers at PGE nukes? lol

What a cockeyed view of the world.

2 hours of Chinese actors butchering Japanese words. Awesome.

People should not be throwing food! If you have to throw something, throw a can of Nalley’s chili.

The warcry of today’s warrior cops is crying about how unfair their victims are.