Make the investment and get an Aeron. It’d be a tax writeoff for you, and they’re pretty bulletproof. First repair mine needed after 20 years was last month, when the seat nylon needed replacing.

These are very nice in an abstract artsy way, but google ‘converse allstars doraemon’.

Abrupt dismissals must be with cause.

We should talk. I’ll give you the number to my treephone.

And if you’re lucky, the delivery item is a ladder!

That’s the thing - armored boots make sense. Elbow pads make sense. Even a helmet makes sense. But she’s not leading with her knees. Does she knock stuff off of tables regularly? Constantly fall or get pushed out of her chair? Do the knee pads conceal a hidden power that Fahey hasn’t found?

Is there something I’ve never known about wheelchair use and that’s why she needs knee pads?

Bernie has given his full support to Biden. Why can’t Bernie supporters?

There’s nothing wrong with the occasional sanity check.

Mango Mussolini is now accusing Biden of taking drugs because his energy the night of his speech was ‘totally different’ than his energy during the primaries.

Okay, Kyle.

Just remember that one end of that tail was right next to a Pokehole...

What gets me is that CDC HQ is in Atlanta. This country is insane.

I need to see Apple’s sick burn video about Epic before i choose a side.

I’ve always said things started getting really shitty when ‘Personnel’ became ‘Human Resources’.

Getting a prime speaking slot at the convention - especially this one - is not getting ‘sidelined’, it’s the exact opposite. And good job taking away Warren’s agency by assuming she had no say in where she spoke. 

Honest, yesterday i was stuck at a light behind a RAV with a buckled rear gate from the spare being pushed into it. I thought, ‘Spare’s cover looks fine though, so silver lining?’

They announced his replacement at the same time.

The guy that got his ass kicked was drunk, waving a hatchet and yelling racist shit from the safety of his truck - like you playing tough guy on the internet. Cool!

No thanks. But I’d love a sequel that makes you a Yojimbo-like instead of a minor nobleman. Or just go full ninja. Give the people what they want.