You think that’s bad, wait until you see him released on $25 bail.

Sometime next year...

She used to be not off-putting, but nevertheless, she persisted.

It can be done

Voting with your majority party in a party-line vote. Real independence there, Sue.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

Thanks. Oh well, another adventure bike, another too-tall seat height :(

Semi-autonomous with human drivers? I’ve got the perfect catchy name for it: Cruise control.

Your height doesn’t help explain much, but your inseam would.

Yeah, but that base isn’t going to get up anytime soon.

Weird. That’s exactly how I fielded every ball in Little League and I could never catch one.

Indy gave him a warm sendoff

That is one confused bobcat.

Did somebody say, “Rally idiot”?

You have a brother? ’Cause if you do, it’s long gone.

If you’re mesmerized by three different shots spliced together to make it appear as if she performed some amazing trick, wait until you see the video of me vanishing. It’ll blow your mind!

Teach him to pronounce everything like yakuza so people look at him funny

um what if the model NFL franchise of the future is simply ‘not completely sucking with maybe a glimmer of hope but let’s not get ahead of ourselves’

Enforcing the rules in place would be a good start. I haven’t seen one in the wild wearing a helmet despite local law, which the cops don’t enforce because they couldn’t care less. Even the parking police don’t ticket the ones blocking the sidewalk because who would they write it to?