That too, fuck.

celebrating whiteness

The same exact thing - mysterious group calling itself a white student union - popped up at UNC this weekend. Not sure if it is a coincidence or part of a “movement”.

“That money should be going towards homeless children veterans! But don’t you dare raise my taxes trying to cover it!”

Oh I see where you’re confused. You thought they meant “receptionist” as in a person who sits at a desk and answers phones/ makes appointments. But they meant “receptionist” as in a person who receives a penis in their vagina.

For real, how hard is it to put your caveman instincts in the backseat? If I’m out with a friend, my fiance, an employer, whatever... The hottest fucking guy could walk through the door, I wouldn’t notice him. Because I am busy with people who are 100 times more interesting than a random hot guy (but dude could u pls…

I put ‘puts up with it’ in quotes because it really means “She doesn’t like it but doesn’t want to get in a screaming match about it so she doesn’t confront him about it.” That’s not a thing you want to be happening in a relationship.

Alternatively: If he’s continually doing something that he knows you don’t like and doesn’t really seem to care that you don’t like it, then you should probably dump him because that will carry through to the rest of your relationship. It denotes a lack of respect and a relationship doesn’t function well when one…

No, staring at other women when you know your girlfriend ‘puts up with it’ makes you an asshole. And, generally, leering at any women in public does indeed make you an asshole.

Or just dump the asshole, because if you need to resort to MRA-lite tactics to stop him from being an asshole, then he’s not worth it.

He could cure cancer and they’d bitch about him putting oncologists out of work.

I am not a meteorologist, but I do think I’ll be buying this dress. I love it!

it’s like; I’m a guy with a very specific history fact but oddly doesn’t know the difference between historical aryans and the mid 20th century misappropriation of the name. that’s the premise anyway

THEY DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING HANDOUTS

So much dicking.

“Only a thousand?! This is an insult!”

And no context allowed either, just start right in with “I was working at KFC when...”

Remember last year when they talked shit because one of Obama’s daughters wasn’t appropriately “respectful” of the turkey pardoning? The one that they disapproved of??

In an ideal world, cultural appropriation would only be called out if it was someone who expressed something racist or discriminatory about another culture.