Waitress ‘stealing from the company’ by giving customers free shakes, for 500!

Green Tea ice cream, like in the story? Basil ice cream?

Joke, maybe. I mean there was the video of her having sex on a boat with her hubby, who I think is the one who gave it to her in the first place.

Pixies don’t have pupils. That’s how you can tell.

I get what you’re suggesting, but rapes do go to trial that don’t end in a conviction. If I were an investigator, I’d rather take the sure bet.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY, THEY FOUND FOOT-FOOT- I mean... Dammit!

Boys. Boys can be dragged into it, too, yes, but not nearly as much as girls. With girls, there’s still a big fucking stupid deal about being “pure”, but boys are usually congratulated for losing their virginity. But usually the people who think like that also think being gay is icky, so...
1. Girls stay virgins.
2.…

I don’t think there’s a way to make it like... “Pay us and we’ll investigate your rape, otherwise fuck off.” Then again, with some of the noises coming from various Presidential candidates these days, I don’t want to put it past them.

It’s a lot easier to use the DNA you got from the kit than to play games with the accused’s lawyer to get a DNA sample from them. I don’t think it really works if you just ask them nicely, and you can’t legally just take it.

Yeah, I can’t see this as anything more than wanking material for cop apologists.

If she goes to jail, it’ll be a pretty damn short series. So no, she’s probably not going to suffer any real consequences. And we’re going to learn all about what a great guy her partner is and why he shouldn’t lose everything because he murdered someone. Unless there is an extreme fucking plot twist in the very first…

It was the one where a boy died because he was forced to wear a helmet that the facility was told to stop using. One of the other boys was trotted out as a witness for the defense, and they exposed the fact that his Mom was basically talking to herself every time she typed “for” her son.

Not only lobbyists, but TRADITION. That’s how it’s always been done, right? Pretty girls, tiny skirts, no safety gear whatsoever. Hell, Olympic gymnasts have more safety equipment when they perform than cheerleaders do, though they’re not exactly identical sports in every way. They are cousins, though! Cheerleading is…

I’ll look into that as a supplimental, my Dad is building his first computer soon. Aside from my crappy math skills, I am ridiculously bad at making friends, so school is also a major part of his social life right now.

Ty for explaining the weirdness. My most annoying gripe right now with cheerleading is, it’s a hard sport, it’s dangerous at times, it’s the most acceptable female sport there is, and their primary reputation is: sexy football bunny. Like, more than any of the things they actually are. Brr...

But maybe a clip hair…

I’m very sensitive about whether I come off as demanding. But at the same time... my kid is smart. And the school seems to think I should be over-the-moon thrilled that he’s just not in any remedial groups at school. So I just went to the school supply store and bought him workbooks full of stuff that actually…

Is it bad that I read Brian Griffin’s quote in the voice of the dog from Family Guy?

I hope so. I’m gonna just leave the cheerleaders alone, I’m a little too easily bristled tonight and finding stuff to be grouchy about all over the place, but as far as the article goes: Seems like even in an elite group, where you do want things to be as uniform as possible, the girls shouldn’t be required to damage…

Which is weird, but yeah, I get it... Maybe they could wear LED barettes instead? If they braided their hair up in a crown, they could weave lighted strands through it that would glow in school colors! They could use temporary hair paint or chalk! Just, maybe something besides little-girl-moe bows the size of hubcaps…

That look is... alright, I’ll just say it, it’s borderline childish. That’s creepy.