This needs to be higher up, this is super relevent and interesting. And frustrating as hell.

Clearly, it hasn’t worked well for him. His kid hates him, and apparently, for good reason. Sneaking around behind a partner’s back and pretending things are normal is completely deceitful. Just because they don’t know about it, doesn’t mean it can’t hurt them. Diseases, lovers kidnapping your spouse for…

The ‘family mask’ is what covers up things like cheating, abuse, incest and pedophilia. It shouldn’t be held up as something inviolate and sacred. If something is wrong in your family, then it needs to be addressed, not swept under the rug. If your mother “wasn’t giving him any”, he should have found out why. Maybe…

??? I’m... what?

Dude, I would SO buy myself a big fat honking pile of jewels to roll around in at 84, if I had the money. Might leave them to a charity when I go. But “Do a righteous Smaug Impersonation” is all over my bucket list!

As long as they’re aware that my money is interested in equality and less shitty treatment of women, I’m good. They don’t have to care about me, if they care about my money and what it wants to support.

Hey, you proved that you can cook a chicken in an autoclave! Everything is science! <3

Starred because you made me shout “NO!” at the laptop

Is it “Pee your pants and take a nap on the kitchen floor”?

3 and a half men? I think?

Both very important points.

It seems like a weird thing to research, but then science can be weird! Some of the best science is weird! Except the movie. I don’t like Weird Science. I don’t know why.

Oh, that was my bad, then. I was looking for links to the source. I should have looked harder.

If a certain someone, maybe named V9000, actually wants to have a respectful conversation about our disagreement, they can always try again. Preferably without accusing me of being stupid and delusional. Until then, I’m dismissing.

Soooooooo glad she’s okay! Lucky Pupcake! Exclamation party!!!!!! !!! !

I can see how that’s frustrating. This particular article doesn’t seem like... I dunno, I doubt it was a serious “scientific study”. I mean, it seems like an anecdotal conversation between a bunch of scientists about how they act when they’re drunk! But it could be legit... but since there are no sources, I’m going to…

With all of the news about how much police despise minorities, especially black people, I think we have forgotten that they also hate women.

Usually there are sources, but the Telegraph just didn’t see fit to provide any. It’s a shame, because a study of drunks would be interesting.

This needs to be in test form. A test you can take once when sober and then again when drunk. This needs to be a test, because what if you can’t tell what kind of drunk you are?! I need this to be a teeeeeest!

That’s true! I know from experience that Burger King employees are not allowed to accept tips, according to company policy. I’m not sure why. It seems pretty asinine. But that is the company policy, and my comment about not allowing tips was totally based on mirroring a minimum wage job like Burger King.