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Dude, I would SO buy myself a big fat honking pile of jewels to roll around in at 84, if I had the money. Might leave them to a charity when I go. But “Do a righteous Smaug Impersonation” is all over my bucket list!

Hey, you proved that you can cook a chicken in an autoclave! Everything is science! <3

Starred because you made me shout “NO!” at the laptop

Is it “Pee your pants and take a nap on the kitchen floor”?

3 and a half men? I think?

Both very important points.

It seems like a weird thing to research, but then science can be weird! Some of the best science is weird! Except the movie. I don’t like Weird Science. I don’t know why.

Oh, that was my bad, then. I was looking for links to the source. I should have looked harder.

If a certain someone, maybe named V9000, actually wants to have a respectful conversation about our disagreement, they can always try again. Preferably without accusing me of being stupid and delusional. Until then, I’m dismissing.

Soooooooo glad she’s okay! Lucky Pupcake! Exclamation party!!!!!! !!! !

I can see how that’s frustrating. This particular article doesn’t seem like... I dunno, I doubt it was a serious “scientific study”. I mean, it seems like an anecdotal conversation between a bunch of scientists about how they act when they’re drunk! But it could be legit... but since there are no sources, I’m going to…

With all of the news about how much police despise minorities, especially black people, I think we have forgotten that they also hate women.

Usually there are sources, but the Telegraph just didn’t see fit to provide any. It’s a shame, because a study of drunks would be interesting.

This needs to be in test form. A test you can take once when sober and then again when drunk. This needs to be a test, because what if you can’t tell what kind of drunk you are?! I need this to be a teeeeeest!

That’s true! I know from experience that Burger King employees are not allowed to accept tips, according to company policy. I’m not sure why. It seems pretty asinine. But that is the company policy, and my comment about not allowing tips was totally based on mirroring a minimum wage job like Burger King.

Hm. Pay servers the exact same way you pay the folks at McDonalds. Tell them they cannot accept tips. I don’t see what the problem is. You make that sound impossible. They’re already raising the minimum wage in Seattle over a period of years, why would it be so hard to pay servers minimum wage and eliminate tipping at…

Definitely, and replace it with a living minimum wage, adjusted for inflation and today’s cost of living.

Exactly. When every day and every month and every festival and every award unconsciously favors white people (even in the way that lighter skinned minorities are often seen as “more beautiful than darker skinned), then you have no reason to complain when someone takes a moment to recognize that the lives, customs, and…

You know, it was actually not the entire Gawker staff who wrote that article, but one guy. And the editorial staff did not approve it’s deletion. So I’m not sure why you’re over here at Kitchenette, which literally had nothing to do with it. Please go back to the new post about the cat, where you can be among other…