Okay, is there anything that does work, and doesn’t cost like $30 fucking dollars for this tiny little shitty tube? Because I get the little shits in the same spot all the time, but I don’t want to feel like I’m getting ripped off for a little sack of magic beans!

Well, there was that time on American Dad, where Stan was paralyzed by a bullet in his spine and was told he would never move a thing below his neck again, but then he got shot a second time and the new bullet pushed out the old one... So yeah! Isn’t that proof guns are good? Guns heal the lame! GUNS are JESUS!!!

Exaaaactly! It’s not just low and unethical, taking the completed work of another artist and changing it just enough to be somehow “legal”, but it’s fucking lazy as hell!!! If he was so fucking inspired, he could have easily found another woman to photograph in a similar pose, and started to create something that…

Also, hot singles in your area. Wearing lots and lots of layers.

They don’t work solely from home, but their Cousin just got a job working from home that pays $7000 a month! No college, no experience! You can do it too! Just go to this website to find out how, and bring your credit card, no scam!!!!!!!$$$$!!!

I think they’re just pretending until they get used to the flavor. Then they act like it’s the coolest thing ever, because god forbid they have to admit that they wasted their time getting acclimated to these horrible beverages that taste of socks and despair, when simply adding a shot of amaretto to a cup of milk…

Good cops who speak up have been threatened, ostracized, had their lives put at risk, their family harassed, and been treated as if they are traitors because they stood up to corrupt cops. That is the fear they are living with, yes. The despicable consequences of antagonizing their peers. I appreciate your links, they…

The problem with getting that discussion going, at least here, is that the usual “notall____” caveat has been used and abused, and most of us are tired of hearing the argument. We know that not all police are violent dangerous thugs, not all men are rapists, not all christians are bigots, etc. The problem is, we don’t…

Based on what you said, if you saw a cop walking down the street, you will immediately assume that they will keep you oppressed, sic dogs on civil rights activists, spray you with hoses, violence, violence, violence. He’s the epitome of everything you abhor of the institution. You have a chance to get away with…

Most wines, too! They sound so good, but they’re like... sour, bitter, nasty little glasses of regret. I stick to dessert wines, super cold, and maybe if you add a tablespoon of honey to a normal wine you can kind of make it taste like something you want to finish, but really... Liquors are so much easier!

They don’t actually need a whole million Moms, duuuuh! Obviously, they make up for it by SHRIEKING AS LOUD AS THEY CAN AND STOMPING THEIR FEET LIKE THEY LEARNED FROM THEIR INNOCENT AND TOTALLY UNSPOILED LITTLE ANGELS! I mean, how else are you going to take them seriously?! Gawd!

I get what you’re trying to say, but consider this... IN THE PAST, not today, Christians did face actual real persecution. Much more severe than someone just thinking “you’re all bigoted bags of cat vom”. They survived. And the Christians who are just minding their own business, trying to be as christlike as they can…

Is it okay to diagnose her as an asshole? Because she definitely has ALL of the markers of assholism. And they’re already a rightfully stigmatized group, because well... they’re assholes!

Wait, Evans was the boring little schmuck with the absurdly expensive Ferrari in that one painfully awkward segment? Is he always painfully awkward and dull? Was he trying to be entertaining in that bit? Goddammit, why did Jeremy have to hit that producer...

Tell me what the difference is between cap sleeves and spaghetti straps on a dress.

You’re seriously missing a big point in the article above. Take another look at the section where the author describes shopping with her daughter. Is she shopping for navel-baring clothes and fishnets and tube tops? No. Just shorts, dresses and tops that have no sleeves. That is not inappropriate! None of that is…

It’s not any civil role, it’s a rape trial. I think it’s frustrating as hell that they could get off because of this, I think the jury-guy honestly didn’t think of what happened to him as rape or a crime, I think if the judge would just bring in a jury alternate they could proceed instead of throwing out the baby with…

Thank you for that one. This is so weird! Sad, but strange. I hope there is another update in the future.

This is not a happy ending. I am a sad panda.

God. Okay, I’m done. What ever happened to that high risk pregnant woman who disappeared/ran away right before her c-section? Is the baby okay? Is she okay? Not saying I want the press digging through her garbage or taking photos of her 24/7, but it would be nice to know if that had a happy ending.