clouddisaster
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clouddisaster

The only way that any president, including the Messiah Bernie, can live up to their campaign promises is to elect a democratic majority in the House and Senate. And even then, not all democrats are liberal. Because that is how government works. Your lot can blame Obama all you want for not magically swooping down and

You’re one of those fucking HamNo hippies, aren’t you!

ICBM normally gets everyone back in their seats.

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

Some people don’t like the idea of chilling out so you need to stop them.

Ok, first, I’ve got literally thousands of hours in this model of jet. How many? I’m going to say well north of 4,000. So, over 5000 total pilot time.

That’s the best damn summary of this whole mess!

I am confused about which one of you two is being sarcastic.

“I was just curious how, if at all, pushing ISIS out of Iraq would change Middle East tensions?”

Like a wonderful European vacation behind the Iron Curtain.

Whoops, you posted the wrong graph. This is the one you meant to post.

The part of the speech you didn't include explains he blames the Soviets for creating the Cold War environment that created the MIC.

Because for one thing, the military has nowhere near the influence that people like to dream up. And for another thing, a brand new ship of a brand new class having some initial operating issues is not indicative of some larger existential corruption in the so-called ‘military industrial complex’, no matter how hard

Oh god stop with this nonsense. It’s fucking dumb and irrelevant at this point. If Ike were alive today he’d be warning us about the media-academic-welfare complex, which has done FAR more to undermine our democratic processes than the military ever has.

What is this anti-military nonsense? I bet he is some pinko commie liberal who never served a day for our country.

Well let’s hope Russia can defend us from those imperialist dogs, eh Comrade?

I’m subversive like that.

I wish you the best of luck at a good job away from Gawker media. I hope all the Jezebel writers remain unemployed.

.........“In hindsight perhaps buzzing the tower at Miramar wasn’t worth it.”

Five kids!? Perhaps we should all pile in the Plymouth and take a ride down to Planned Parenthood. Then we can all go for ice cream after