Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

If you think driving a PVC pipe into a kid's chest is something your parents would do, and normal, I urge you to discuss this with someone.

I think you are giving Mila Kunis way too much credit here. All jobs have shitty components. For actors, you have to sell the film at the press junket and that might mean putting up with a bad (or just boring) interviewer. Lainey's response to this interview is spot-on. http://www.laineygossip.com/Mila-Kuniss-at…

I'mma let you finish but it's actually Billy Thorpe's cover.

In Australia, we have a fairly new chain called Roll'd that it basically this. It's actually not too bad if you're in a mall. Better to get Banh Mi from a Viet bakery though.

My cats need to step up their game.

Jezebel won't criticize Islam.

Jezebel has been strangely silent on the story about the 8 months pregnant woman in Sudan who was just sentenced to death by an Islamic court for converting to Christianity and marrying a Christian man.

I'd love to be all tea and sympathy for the dog but straight up, the dog was totally unprovoked, heard the kid, ran over, yanked him off his bike and bit the crap out of him. God only knows how much worse it would have been if not for SuperCat Tara. I hate to say anything bad about any animal, but that dog is clearly…

If that's your criteria for being a "violent, asshole nutjob with no self-control" how is Jay-Z not one an even bigger one? Jay-Z literally shot his own brother when he was younger and he stabbed a record producer he thought was bootlegging his album.

'Botox' prevents wrinkles by immobilizing the muscles of your face (Botox blocks signals from the nerves to the muscles. The injected muscle can't contract. That makes the wrinkles relax and soften), if you've ever seen Angelina smile, laugh, grimace, or frown - she can make very deep crinkles by her eyes and…

God I love this woman. She looks just so beautiful... but what makes me like her is just how commited to her causes she is and the cool parent she must be. All in all, a pretty decent human being. And pretty. So, so pretty.

don't watch last week's Game of Thrones, I'm just saying...

I actually have a story about this station!

i have a twofer: at the Delancey St subway station, both these incidents occurred. either one is not really noteworthy, but a week apart, on the exact same section of platform at the same station, i was amazed.

Inhumanly handsome.

Amongst all this horror I am choosing to take this opportunity to focus on how handsome Hugh Jackman is.

Goop exists for Gwyneth to get freebies, including having rooms in her home redecorated.

I think I just schad all over my enfreude.

tax evasion scheme is tax evasion scheme.