Or you can use media hint to bypass the region lock.

So...fuck this cat because it has a disability because other cats are dying? Jeez. Aren't you a bright ray of sunshine!

That warning was nowhere near large enough. I skimmed right past it without noticing it at all. I'd vote for 3x the size with flashing, 90's style gif animation.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE INTERVIEW THE BLACK WOMEN that Cyrus used in the performance and get their story. or even THEIR NAMES.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

Fake corporate twitter accounts are my reason for living

This would be my dream come true. Joss Whedon directs Gina Torres as Wonder Woman. I would die of happiness.

If I never got another blackhead, I would never again know the satisfaction of extracting a blackhead.

SARAH SILVERMAN complaining about offensive comedy? SARAH SILVERMAN complaining about offensive comedy just because SHE'S the target of it this time? And we're entertaining this? You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Not trolling, I swear. But isn't uncovering the truth enough? Isn't that intrinsically valuable, regardless of what the truth is? Isn't that the point?

Being oblivious and doing dumb things without intent still makes you an a-hole driver simply because you don't care about other drivers on the road.

She never even glanced over her shoulder or in her mirror. Major props to that bus driver.

Except you should be much more aware of your surrounds if you were
1) On a motorcycle
2) transporting your kid
or
3)In a school zone

In my experience, water and cats has always been a lethal combo. Even though, wet cats faces are pretty priceless.

Photoshop this, bitches

I would never dream of photoshopping Phineas.

Seriously! If someone photoshopped my kitty's teeny tiny mohawk fur bump thingy on top of her little head I'd be pissed.

My kitty pities the kitty that needs photoshop. He also pities Zoolander's version of "blue steel."

My cat died today. She was just three years old. I am reeling, and I'm glad that people value the lives of these animals enough to halt subway operations for an hour to save them.

I kind of wonder what it's like to be a black person who isn't interested in any of those things and have white people constantly telling you that those things are a part of your identity and you should be so attached to them that you get mad when white people try to take them from you.