Yet another video game Kickstarter campaign that banks on the hapless saps that cannot turn aside their wallet in the face of 90s nostalgia. I fell for Yooka-Laylee, I won’t fall for this.

What a fascinating idea. I wonder: Does this sort of thing exist for other games? And do any of these, uhh, Fiverr Girls (or Guys, I imagine) get a bit more...creative? Like, can I play Breath of the Wild with someone who does a good Zelda impression? Or grind out Mementos in Persona 5 with a guy who sounds and acts a…

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Armada is the one true God - by “defend his place” I mean HBox’s winners bracket in grand finals against Chu.

This is a fascinating contrast to HBox’s win at Evo... Whereas he had to scratch and crawl his way back to the top to defeat Melee’s Number 1 God in Evo, here he had to defend his place and cheese his way to victory by timing out one of the Old Gods. Him breaking down and crying at his Evo win and him looking so…