Those little idiots. IDIOTS! SAVAGES! IDIOTS!!!

That's the scene that actually came to mind! But I think he crawls back to pick up each glove. I feel it has to be a fairly common physical joke, though.

I want to say the X-Files movie had a McVeigh-inspired bombing. A federal building in the south is blown up and is blamed on domestic terrorism, IIRC.

I think in this case he's the second-best Ian McShane.

Theron’s British accent is just about the only thing that’s underwhelming.

I have a strong suspension of disbelief, but the movie cuts from that crazy-as-fuck scene to Cage leisurely walking up to Connery with his daughter, like everything's perfectly fine and they didn't just destroy downtown San Francisco. That tonal shift is what gets me.

Why keep calling it a foster dog and not just a dog?

"Ian McKellen survives."

That is straight out of a comedy.

The first kid strolling in like she owns the place is funny, and you figure that's what all the hubbub is about. Then a goddamn baby comes sliding in and you realize it's going to get much worse.

It means he's alpha, bro!

Even as a kid, I thought, "Why is there this insane chase in the middle of San Francisco? And why is it just swept under the rug 30 seconds later?" It's fun, I guess, but I agree that there could've been an effective way to do that scene without going that dumb.

There was some of the clever espionage craft that you expect from Le Carre, but those moments were spread out across like 300 hours. I liked it, and I kinda like what it turned into, but each episode could have been a taut 40 minutes.

"His hairline goes all the way up."

Exactly! My first thought was, "Is he doing Dennis here? It sounds a lot like Dennis."

A B is what I was looking for. I was pretty much sold on this the moment I saw that Reilly's jacket said "Good For Your Health," and I'm glad to hear it's not a total bore or offensively stupid. And only 120 minutes!

Mason, Mason, Mason!

Isn't it a samurai sword? Looked like a wakizashi, which is way more ridiculous and awesome than posing with a machete.

Definitely. Cody and Brett get a lot of credit for always being good sports, even when they deserve some shit (see: The Equalizer teaser).

"Could there be a less fruitful path to go down right now, for this show, than to ask Cody what Starbucks has done with his name on the cup?"