These all sound terrible.

They're tactical tits.

Hard to call GotG an action movie, and its action is pretty subpar. Especially when compared to John Wick and The Raid.

I think a movie like Speed holds up even better today, given how many bloated action movies there are. It's a very tight, very enjoyable 110 minutes, which you can choose to turn off after 90 minutes when the bus blows up.

Welcome Back Otter saw the cut where she demonstrates how to use the three seashells.

That's why you get Alan Ruck in your production, baby!

That's the most memorable moment of the movie for me. So in addition to the director and writers, god damn it, good work by the editor John Wright, too! I don't know how many super weird takes of Hopper they got, but each scene of him in that apartment has something special in it.

The Matrix Reloaded for me. Bay's action scenes at least have zany characters reacting in big, stupid, goofy emotional ways, which can keep me entertained.

I was sure I'd get it last night. We were struggling to take the control point when 3 reinforcements arrived, they killed off my teammates, and I managed to kill the 3 off and save the progress on the point. But of course it went to some guy who used his special to get a triple-kill.

For whatever reason, I had the uncontrollable urge to finally buy Overwatch last weekend. Fortunately, I'm liking it more than I did during the beta: whaddayaknow, it's a lot more fun when you gain some experience with the characters and dynamics! It's frustrating at times how dependent you are on your team; if they…

I was never moved by that complaint, because the movie's a live-action cartoon. Of course the villains are largely faceless and stereotypical. They get a thin veneer of motivation - they are waging war against the imperialist dogs - but "Middle East terrorist" is shorthand for bad guy (and considering how familiar we…

Yes, that comment is baffling. If you're squeamish about certain aspects of it, OK, whatever, but it is thoroughly watchable.

Agreed, though I'm half-impressed, half-disgusted by "Plutonic meaning."

I will murder you if you say you need a safe space. Also, don't record me while I'm on stage!

I imagine that, as with Breaking Bad, that will be the cliffhanger this year going into the final season.

Hey! I color graded these promos!

Why, because they're killers? Let me tell you, lots of Americans are killers.

You Can't Have a Party Without ICE

I got a voicemail today from a recruiter who dialed the wrong number. She said she found the guy's resume on ZipRecruiter, so I'm very worried that Dana has infected my devices.

Thanks for contributing, Paul.