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I know it’s Jezebel’s thing to be all edgy and whatnot, but Ryan Reynolds should be applauded for streaming his colonoscopy, not made fun of. Younger people are being diagnosed with colon cancer at alarming rates (my husband was 34 - he’s thankfully cancer free now) and anything that encourages people to get their

So many people aren’t understanding this.  I would never make fun of anyone who is illiterate.  The joke - which is old at this point - is about Lea Michele.  Who is an easy target because she is known to be an awful human.  And clearly she can read, so it isn’t making fun of her being illiterate. 

They’re not making fun of illiteracy. 

Labor Day has always marked the unofficial end of summer. Are you going to rant about how “it’s still spring, morons!” on Memorial Day when people flock to the beach?

“I think societal collapse is in the air—it smells like it

Not sure this is the time to get snobby about new money when the next two headlines could easily refer to Prince Andrew or Armie Hammer.

Let’s just concentrate on holding at least one of the congressional chambers because without that, the GOP 2024 steal is going to be much easier to pull off.

Yeah, 92%+ of American Households qualify....

The reviewer comes of looking as the way bigger idiot though.

Some of these comments about Demi seem a bit harsh. One can be both insufferable and mentally ill.

I can’t decide if that commenter is a troll or just kinda unhinged.

Congrats to Jez for playing their part in the bullying!

https://www.avclub.com/singer-michelle-branch-arrested-for-domestic-assault-1849406685

Yeah, I love how the headline of “Michelle Branch arrested for DV” is buried four paragraphs deep. But he was cheating and also really ugly, so the bitch guy had it coming.

I really hate the way we seem to glamorize an artist’s pain just so they can give us a “banger”

I’m no Esther Perel, but it seems like Carney has some commitment issues he needs to work on. Hopefully, Branch can move on from this dude.

Didn’t we already have this conversation (here — https://jezebel.com/jason-sudeikis-claims-he-didnt-know-ex-olivia-wilde-wou-1848852055) and wasn’t the general consensus among the commenters that Sudeikis almost certainly didn’t have anything to do with how she was served because process servers do whatever they need

yeah this seems like a weird snarky take about someone being harassed by their girlfriend’s obsessive ex...

I confess I’m confused about this as well. Davidson is the one hospitalized. Is the author suggesting he is paying consequences for dating Kim?

Spoiled is certainly not the word I would call her but I do think that it absolutely smacks of privilege that she is receiving such heavy lobbying for release when there are several thousand people in our jails for the exact same crime who are not going anywhere - which none of you seem to recognize. Nor do you want