To be fair as well, i think posts like this one are important and need to be reiterated. Please keep on fighting hamno, you’re my only hope

I routinely carry sufficient fucks on my person to survive driving in Chicago

I don’t think any of the high dollar refrigerators is any good. At work, we have two high end GE’s, and they break down a lot. The high end GE dishwasher was super quiet, but broke down so many times a Kitchen-Aid one has taken it’s place. Almost all my friends have a mid level GE like mine, and they are all…

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

They could call it the K-Kar Kup! Or abbreviated... wait, no.

When you’re married, you learn quickly to screw up stuff like this so that way they’ll either never make you do it again or give you iron clad instructions, which they will still leave some important detail out and you’ll have to stand in the store holding your dick while you wait for a text back about what kind of…

Source: I own a 2008 Cayenne S...

I once got a store list from the wife, and on one line was written thus:

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

My girlfriend eats frozen waffles for breakfast and she used to always get Kashi brand waffles. We’ve been living together for a few months and she always get them so I’m going to the store and ask her what she wants and she says “frozen waffles.” I get her the Kashi brand. I get home and she FLIPS THE FUCK OUT…

“I have a 4 year old and don’t expect any more children.”

My girlfriend will respond to my texts pretty much immediately EXCEPT for when I ask her if she needs anything from the grocery store. I send those before heading that way and I will receive a response when I’m in the checkout line or back at my car.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

It’s time for Ron Swanson’s Early Morning Learning Corner- Brought to you in part by Bourbon and Bacon. Start early kids so you can build up your tolerance and drink like a real man.

You’re right this is obviously a complex and staged propaganda to discredit innocent white Americans and totally not that two racist douchebags saw a black guy and wanted to fuck his life up.

Fuck. Ketchup. Sock.

It sucks that Schilling is such a bigoted asshole, because that is one of the more badass lines I can remember an athlete delivering, especially when it’s directed at that Yankees team, from something called an “Arizona Diamondback”

Mike Mussina deserves to go in before Schilling. 270 wins, 3.42 ERA, 7-8 postseason, 1-1 WS, 5-time all star, 7 Gold Gloves.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.