The shells are far and away where the taste is. But, (and this is incredibly important), you have to examine the shell before you eat it. “Big Peanut,” just like “Big Sunflower Seed,” will throw in a few rancid peanuts in every bag, just to fuck with you. There is nothing worse than biting into that one peanut that…

Holy shit!! The lack of elementary level punctuation and spelling is mind numbing. And the willful ignorance is even worse!

Don’t know about Maytag dishwashers, but if their build quality and reliability are anything at all like their refrigerators, then STAY AWAY. Bought a brand new top of the line $4000 Maytag french door fridge in 2011, and have had total out of pocket repairs as of last week up to $1800. Fuck Maytag.

My wife knows to let me know brands...’cause she knows if she doesn’t, I am get her fucking generic/store brand. One trip, with 20 generic items fixed that problem.

This, THIS RIGHT HERE!! I go through this shit with my wife every single week. She does the regular weekly grocery shopping, (because you’re not getting my ass to spend an hour in a grocery store for anything), but she inevitably will forget one or twenty freaking things. So I get “mop up duty,” and hit the store…

All of the stars for this post!! Fuck Curt Schilling!

This is true...first responders do not work alone. There would be multiple vehicles, and personnel warning drivers of an incident on a two lane road in poor weather conditions.  

I have to talk about the “automatic door button.” I work in a medical office, with no employee entrance. When I’m coming into work in the morning, and I have to walk in at the same time as some “blue hair” who showed up four hours before their appointment time, you can bet your ASS that I am hustling in front of that…

I have to talk about the “automatic door button.” I work in a medical office, with no employee entrance. When I’m coming into work in the morning, and I have to walk in at the same time as some “blue hair” who showed up four hours before their appointment time, you can bet your ASS that I am hustling in front of…

My wife is an interior designer, and furniture accessory buyer. This time of year, I have to rent a Bobcat to haul off all of the useless garbage catalogs we get at our house (furniture catalogs, art catalogs, lighting catalogs, accessory catalogs, fuck!)...ALL UNSOLICITED!! The worst part of it all is these…

I already posted this but here it is again, just to help you prepare your brother-in-law for what may come - Regarding the dog. My wife and I have two Wheaton Terriers, about 50lbs. each. Technically they are herding dogs. But every single fucking spring, those two bastards go on a killing spree that would make the…

Regarding the dog. My wife and I have two Wheaton Terriers, about 50lbs. each.  Technically they are herding dogs. But every single fucking spring, those two bastards go on a killing spree that would make the “Dexter” blush. I am force to go through a month of cleaning up rabit parts, squirrel parts, the occasional…

Your Prius just isn’t complete without a “COEXIST” bumper sticker.

The absolute WORST thing about having kids (I have 2, seven years apart) is going to their stupid events, be it sports, concerts, Parent Teachers Conferences, whatever; and having to be social to all of the other parents like you all have something in common (besides the rugrats). I fucking hate it! If I liked these…

There aren’t 50 women on that list...the are about 1/3 men. Suck to be Trump...hahahahahahah Good!!

Teh only time I might do this, (and I have done this) is when there are snow/ice conditions. I let the engine slow the car as much as possible so as not to lock up the brakes and lose control. I can’t see doing it on dry pavement though.

She is completely unflappable. She didn’t even blink when that limp dick Kirk made his bullshit comment.

My baby...and I still have her. My wife made me pick her up in my Montero Sport (in the background) cause she says she wont be seen dead in the Hummer. Oh well, the Montero is gone, replaced by a lifted Wrangler that she also won’t ride in. So we ride in her vehicle a LOT!

I seriously will miss this series. Bring it back next year. Can we start picking on the Bears now?

Rocket seems nice.