“our country needed a huge change and it wouldn’t happen if Hillary was elected or something to that effect.”

Proudest moment in my casual dating career was when I asked, he said he doesn’t do that, and I told him to leave. Then, I ordered myself a pizza.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

In his defense, the fat fuck’s heart would probably arrest the moment he put forth even the slightest amount of effort in the bedroom.

To the man’s house who does...

If the reason is not “beard is tickling her too much, and not in the right spots” or “she’d prefer he doesn’t”, then he’s just an asshole when it comes to sex.

If a man wants me to pleasure him orally then he better reciprocate. Life is too short to deal with anything less. Thats some major deal breaker shit for me, and I know for a fact that my man loves having this nana in his face

What a fool.

Gross. I’m so sick of men thinking this shit is acceptable.

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

At least Bush showed up and laughed. Bush was a bad president, but at least he could take a joke.

shirts.

This is why people on the right and left hate this shit.

I said this on another post but just gonna do it again cuz I 100% believe some bullshit like this is gonna happen -

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

They are hilariously projecting their thoughts about how ugly Sanders is

STOP WEARING MORE THAN 12" OF MASCARA AT ONE TIME. YOU HAVE GOOEY BLACK CLIFFS DANGLING OFFA YOUR EYES. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR EYES ARE BEING HUMPED BY RABID SPIDERS. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…