The sentence is longer than Holm’s reign as champ.

That fight somehow managed to at the same time be really slow and really crazy. It felt like anything could happen at any moment and then it did. That flip and Holm not tapping out was just crazy to see.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

“And I’m not advocating for Hillary or Bernie. I like them both but frankly I wish the next president was a conservative only because we had Obama for eight years and we need balance.”

Or bigger.

Alexandra Petri had the best line ever about Christie in WashPo today...she said he looked like “someone who gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed back, and then he endorsed the abyss.”

Oh, sure, “balance.” Yes, let’s call it “balance” to let the people who think that I cannot be trusted with my own fucking body run the country half the time, ‘cause that’s what fairness means, right? One step forward, one step back. Balance! Progress? Meh. What we need is balance. Oh, but very courageous to denounce…

Aw, Miley’s all right. I’m an old and have developed a bit of a soft spot for her in her post-Hanna Montana years. She’s got a particularly bad case of the Young-and-Stupids that flares up now and then, but I think her heart is in the right place. And while her music isn’t always my cup of, that young lady can SING.…

Yeah, honestly, that made me mad for several reasons. First off, even if there were some magical world where conservatives were always reasonable or persuadable when it came to women’s reproductive choices, the economic and political advancement of people of color, non-Christians, LGBT people, etc, and that’s…

All that stuff about how the Republicans need to get a chance to keep everyone balanced because everyone is different and it is beautiful is the worst most insufferable centrism ever.

That really was the dumbest part of what he wrote. Balance for the sake of balance is not a virtue, and it’s not a map toward progress, either. If we just automatically alternate between liberal and conservative, we’ll get a cycle of each new administration working to undo what the last did rather than move forward to…

He wants a conservative to win so there’s balance? What the heck does that mean, the only difference between Trump and the people next to him on the debate stage is that he’s louder.

Louis CK thinks Kasich would be a good candidate, you know him right?

So wait, they’re angry that unnecessary objectification and sexualization is being removed from their games, so they’re accusing one of the people who works on the games of... sexualizing and objectifying characters?

I really love this. It was pretty much my face during the whole debate mixed with this

Wahaha. This is absolutely the best use of the Hillary meme.

Yeah. This is an atomic blast of shade.

God, I can't wait for her to be our president.

That’s the one gif to use for everything he ever says. Perfection. :)