The McDonalds lawsuit was justified. You shouldn’t need skin grafts just for spilling coffee on yourself.

...yeah, while I generally try to avoid commentary on lawsuits and the like, given how they can frequently lean heavily on legal technicalities and I don’t have any skin in the game anyway...

If it can be proven that Larry David was knowingly trying to ensnare people in a ponzi scheme, this suit could have merit. Seeing as that’s extremely unlikely and he was instead just an actor being paid for a commercial, this is moronic.

“If you didn’t know crypto was a Ponzi scheme after all this time, then you are an idiot.”

I know they're grist for the pop cultural journalism mill, but these “rando sues celebrity for whatever bullshit” stories are barely above “dog bites man” level. But I fail to see how David, who presumably was just picking up a paycheck, is liable for any of this.

He is the only person in the ad you can’t sue.

Pass. “Violent Night” will more than likely have a more sincere and heartfelt Christmas message, I suspect.

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I’d be more interested if they actually made the SSanta Clause reboot about a literal War On Christmas.

The real War on Christmas is the commercial/materialist celebration completely overwhelming any sort of spiritual significance the holiday may have held for Christians. Not only has that war been lost in the general public, but Evangelicals happily surrendered to the capitalists decades ago.

Hey, if you don’t like the rules then you should just go ahead and whack Santa and as long as you put his coat on and get married after an initial grace period, then you can call the shots. It’s right there in the bylaws.

This will be as stupid and boring as The Hunt.  Conservatives just don’t get humour at all.  I think it’s because they spend so much time up their own asses.

If your faith is on such shaky ground that someone cheerfully saying “happy Holidays!” to you throws you into fits because they aren’t specifically honoring your particular holiday, maybe you don’t actually have any faith?

To be blunt, who gives a shit?

The two kids over his right shoulder in the photo have that “Are we done here yet? Can we go now?” look on their faces and in their body language.

There is nothing more hilarious than saying “happy holidays” to old trumpboozled whites and watching their diaper fill with rage. And poopy. 

Windmills, primarily, but also some straw men. 

Who exactly have the conservatives been battling?

she’s 33 goddamn years old, what do you think the demographics of video games is like? 

she’s younger than me and Ive been gaming since i was little, not sure why it’s difficult for you to imagine.