The dastardly art of abbreviating a long paragraph to point out the relevant bit! Yellow journalism strikes again!

I mean.. NFTs were useful to a handful of people who made some quick cash as they left town. They’re literally the electronic version of snake oil.. “Gather round.. gather round.. i’ve got the latest and greatest thing evaaaaaaaa.. it’ll cure your ills.. fix your gills and put the spring back into your step.. your…

Price is Right Fail Horn.wav

People act like the image the URL points to being completely open to change or deletion is a bad thing.  What if the image of a Big Chungus I bought the URL to suddenly points to a ladies butthole?  have I not profited?  

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

interesting, assets need to produce value in order to have long term worth

And today’s winner of the Play Stupid Games prize is...

Hey I bought that gif as an nft so I’m gonna have to politely ask you to delete this.  If you refuse I’ll be forced to reexamine my financial choices.

If Fortnite wanted you to be able to resell skins, you’d be able to resell skins. As you pointed out, Steam has done this for quite some time, and done so without NFTs.

There have been multiple games that allow reselling of content that didn’t rely on the blockchain. Even more games have a gray market for such transactions.

Fortnite could easily allow you to resell the skins you buy if they wanted to. It would be extremely simple, but extremely pointless as well because it doesnt make them money. And you dont have to use blockchain to do it either. Fuck, Diablo had a marketplace over a decade ago that you could sell weapons at

1999: “Well, the beanie baby market just collapsed, but at least I’ve got a garage full of stuffed animals I can give to a homeless shelter.”

Maybe no one wants to buy gifs.

I usually hate portmanteaus, but “Squenix” needs to be canon.

How about a receipt for a link to a photo of a tulip?

Why does Square Enix do things like this? Is it controlled by a board that entirely is trying to only make money? Are they trying to grind the name that has so much value and turn it into nothing?

JPG? Who would pay for a fancy receipt for a JPG when they could “own” a fancy receipt for a lossless PNG?

If not, well, I’ve got these lovely jpegs of some bridges I could sell them.