Allright, but why would a publisher invest into this?

I just want a keychain, with a photo of the receipt of ownership of the jpeg!

I was actually shopping more at Gamestop over these past few years with each year ending up being more than the previous. I guess that’s over. Oh well.

Well, there’s a company whose stores I won’t be visiting anymore.

Christ, like I needed yet another reason to never go into GameStop again...”Hi, can I interest you in a preorder? No? Power up rewards? How about I explain to you that buying a jpeg is an ambitious and worthwhile financial investment?”

Absolutely. I saw the article title and basically went “... yeah, that tracks”. 

Oh look, even more reason to not shop at GameStop.

The report says GameStop has brought on twenty new hires to develop the new online marketplace

“Before I complete your purchase, can I sign you up for Game Informer or sell you this JPEG of Crash Bandicoot?”

They’ll need to make room in the store then. A wall for Funko Pops, a smallwall for videogames and the counter, and a wall for boardgames/toys. Guess they’ll need to remove the games to make room for NFT boxes.

I’m not sure there’s appreciable difference between meme stock and crypto speculation, besides the environmental impact of the latter.

“Sources tell the WSJ that the marketplace is set to launch in late 2022“

Makes sense. The company was saved by people running scams on their stock and crypto bros. Running further crypto bro scams seems like the best way to take advantage of that for them.

A while back, someone made an app that cost $999 dollars, and all it did was present a graphic of a diamond that you could show off to tel people how rich you were.

Now you’re getting it. NFTs are the same as the reciepts you get at Target, but with a picture on them. I’d be more into people creating a market for receipts than this crap. Reciepts at least serve a purpose and are being generated and thrown away already. These things serve no purpose and are being generated solely…

Say it with me, everybody:

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

That’s like saying “I only know about pools from America’s Funniest Home Videos - aren’t they just weird backyard ponds for driving cars into? I have no reason to ever use a pool!”

No sympathy for the likely six digit number of people who are now without jobs, huh.

Oh there will be a trend alright, you company name and goodwill being dragged to hell on social media. Imagine waking up to 2022 and choosing to jump off a cliff of stupid, we are not dumb and see this mega scam for what it is #hatetoseeit