"Rough-ly the size of a barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!"

She's only told a vague version of the story, but when she was a child, a stranger came up to her and slashed her face with a knife. But hey, we should probably just make fun of things that we know nothing about.

It's "allopecia".

I was getting Ron overload after the past few seasons. He's better in small doses, because he's such a strong, well-defined character. There's not a lot they can do with him without hitting the same jokes over and over, so I'm glad they've let him take a little rest this season.

Oh, those are fine.

I'm going to assume you are not joking… "tranny" is completely unacceptable. It's a slur, on par with racial slurs.

To be fair, the guy didn't pass out, Keenan just sat on him and grinded for like 8 minutes.

I'm using chrome, and it's exactly the same, so it can't be blamed on the browser.

Jesus Christ, that poll is an unusable piece of garbage. I can't scroll through the list of entries, and if I try to click and drag the bar, the whole list shuts down and bumps me to the next question.

Maybe a vegetable lasagna? Like, sub in sliced veggies for pasta noodles? I know there are recipes like this floating around. Or a ratatoullie (sp)? Or a nice quiche/tart with a side salad?

It's truely a double-hate whammy.

Oh, snap. This wedding annoucement is a treasure trove of reading-between-the-lines entertainment:

I must find this. Now.

I've done the same thing every year at Thanksgiving. Trader Joe's carries it, sometimes, if you have one nearby. Also, you can call and ask them if it's in-stock, which I totally appreciate.

Wait, so who is that for real? I assumed it was you, too?

I'm excited! I love Girls, and I can't wait for it to be back.

Right? How hard is it to find a picture of the woman they are interviewing? That's so strange.

She makes the point that she never would have dropped the weight without being on the show, so I think that's worth a great deal, too.

Ugh, I'm hungry just reading the comments. But mostly I just want ziti. My Dad makes excellent sausage ziti.

Okay, they requested formal wear, to include suits and dinner jackets. Either way, still not your standard rock-concert getup.