Girl. Whomp whomp.

I tried Rye whiskey in a "Ward Eight" cocktail at Founding Farmers in DC (DC clubbers, you have my eternal jealousy). Amazeballs. Of course, it was their house rye (as in, it's Founding Farmers brand), which means I can't just pick it up from the liquor store. Because of course.

There's a real thing called imposter syndrome, you should look into it. I saw a woman give a Ted talk about it, too.

Air filter(s). It's super easy (on my car, anyway), and I kicked myself for allowing a mechanic do it for years.

Very minor life changes/Haircut thread!

It seems like people are getting their pants in a bunch because people are enjoying erotica in a form (written) that they don't particularly enjoy themselves, and are getting a bit judgy about it. Different strokes, people! (Totally intended).

You…take…that…back

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus You were quick with the defense of her age there, buddy.

That's PRIDE AND PREJUDICE's JENNIFER EHLE, THANKYOUVERRYMUCH

I confuse him with Sugar Sammy.

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus Nope, @avclub-cbe8412e7469c2bba155a2a353401e5b:disqus said "Tidy whites". This is a caucasian couple who vacuums regularly, unloads the dishwasher quickly, and doesn't let junk mail pile up.

That's why *which* actors weren't specified on the main page. You clicked it to get here.

Pasta: easy to cook, hard to cook well.

Holy cats. What are you going to do with three lbs of pears???

I'm a sucker for a good penguin joke.

He is the one who gropes.

I honestly can't tell what part of this is O'Neal being an incorrigible scamp, and what part is true. And I'm scared, because my gut says it's all true.

Ugh.

YES

I looooved Eastern State. I also did it during the day, not at Halloween. Also it was just a regular tour. And it was super-creepy. There's absolutely no way I'd do a haunted house thing, but I hate getting scared. I don't even like horror movies, so don't let me dissuade you. But bring Depends.