Diced onions, if it's a "treat my self" kind of a day. Otherwise, I'm too lazy to chop them up, and afraid of being stinky.

Sounds like philodendron, maybe?

It took me a little while to realize this, so I'll pass it on: Hot water and soap in the blender, turn it on. It cleans itself. I was so happy when I realized this.

You can get Green & Black in the US. I got mine at Harris Teeter, maybe it's just at fancy grocery stores? I know, wah, wah, buzzkill.

She's the comic-relief Mrs. Blankenship of this season.

I was definitely thinking that's a weird response.

@EvelKareebel:disqus "Tearjerking" has a different meaning on the AV club. I def. don't want to hear stories about tearjerking dead relatives.

I think it's also that he and Colbert are news shows, and that means that they can't just gloss over some pretty big news that happened that day. Unfortunately, news can get pretty grim, but they still have to comment on it.

Both he and Colbert handled it really well, IMO.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Simmer down, I was referring to the line quoted above:
"you don’t know how your life managed to move twenty six miles forward and twenty eight miles back", 
and wondering if there was significance to those numbers.

Are you doing low-carb right now, too? Cause I was just transfixed by the bagel picture.

I don't get that line, I'm assuming it has something to do with actual events? I haven't been following the story very closely.

There is a restaurant near me called Pho Real. It's not that good, but I had to give them points for the name.

Liked for "Albuquerq".

And a hint of motorcycle grease. I think we're cruising for a banning.

It's almost like there's a reason why everyone switched formats.

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By… holding a record?

It took me a while to get into Folie a Deux. I was fine with it when it came out, but always listened to one of the other albums. I picked it up again a few months ago, and it's really grown on me. Stump's singing is more pop, but it also shows off his voice, and what he's capable of as a singer. I would say to give…

Still works with, "…I'm white like Black Francis". What an accommodating song.