Mind.Blown.

@yahoo-56DPRFBMRP4MZCICMG6X6GBMIA:disqus "…if Barney hadn't transformed into a rapist." I'm sorry, what? Did I miss A Very Special Episode?

@yahoo-56DPRFBMRP4MZCICMG6X6GBMIA:disqus "…if Barney hadn't transformed into a rapist." I'm sorry, what? Did I miss A Very Special Episode?

I'm okay with all of the above. They are both contagiously happy.

I'm okay with all of the above. They are both contagiously happy.

C'mon, we need this to get over our post-Thanksgiving, back-to-work blues. Don't take it away from us so sooon!

C'mon, we need this to get over our post-Thanksgiving, back-to-work blues. Don't take it away from us so sooon!

Yes! Braunschweiger, raw onion, mayo, toasted bread. Bread and butter pickles and/or gherkins on the side? 
I used to take it for lunch with crackers in elementary school, and my friends would all make faces and said it smelled like cat food. Screw all ya'll, that stuff is *delicious*.

Yes! Braunschweiger, raw onion, mayo, toasted bread. Bread and butter pickles and/or gherkins on the side? 
I used to take it for lunch with crackers in elementary school, and my friends would all make faces and said it smelled like cat food. Screw all ya'll, that stuff is *delicious*.

Entemann's chocolate-covered donuts. My dad used to let us eat one for breakfast on the weekends. We'd microwave until the chocolate got a little warm. Oh man.

Entemann's chocolate-covered donuts. My dad used to let us eat one for breakfast on the weekends. We'd microwave until the chocolate got a little warm. Oh man.

I always rinsed the noodles after I cooked them. You can see the blobs of oil floating around in the water, so why not just give them a nice rinse? I also used to eat all of the "soup", but not anymore. I think I maxed out on ramen in college, and haven't eaten much of the stuff since.

I always rinsed the noodles after I cooked them. You can see the blobs of oil floating around in the water, so why not just give them a nice rinse? I also used to eat all of the "soup", but not anymore. I think I maxed out on ramen in college, and haven't eaten much of the stuff since.

I don't know why this made me want to ask for a recipe, but… recipe? I need more egg preparations in my life.

I don't know why this made me want to ask for a recipe, but… recipe? I need more egg preparations in my life.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Early 20's, maybe. The optimal age for hipsterosity.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Early 20's, maybe. The optimal age for hipsterosity.

Jesus Christ, you are 31?

Jesus Christ, you are 31?

Yes, special insoles. They murder my feet otherwise. There are insoles which are just basically 3/4 of your foot, so that your toes can still wiggle freely, but you still have feet left at the end of the day. Those are the shit.