clockworkandcameos
clockworkandcameos
clockworkandcameos

At the time I thought my dad was awful for actively hating dance recitals, but now that I have a niece I can see that they genuinely freak him out. Like, what response are we going for with that shit? Especially since we had multiple registered child predators in our neighborhood.

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

We’re on good terms. I dated her before Reggie “I Hit it First” Bush. No one knew because I don’t kiss and tell.

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like

Thank you. I haven’t even seen Last Jedi yet, but something about him in The Force Awakens got me all tingly in my girl parts. I was pretty sure I was over having feelings for the “bad boy” because my husband is the 100% nicest guy ever...and then he got all mind-meldy on Rey and I was like...oh wait.

I feel like this has been a thing for awhile. I think my attraction to him was solidified with that Girls episode where he carries Lena Dunham’s stupid ass to the hospital. Because I’m a sucker and also because being me a fucked-up dude and I shall be attracted to him.

He just like. Looks like he would be good at seeyyykks.

I am attracted to him.

I thought it was strange the way she left and how he replaced her with someone that looks like her.

He CHANGED his name to Ethan Kath? Even without her testimony, I would know that he was deranged and dangerous.

ahh that makes sense. I clearly need more covfefe this am

I suspect it was a tongue in cheek jab at Trump supporters who have been using “She lost, get over it” as a means to derail and shut down criticism.

Im sorry who should get over it? Moore? Or Ellie? Because Ellie is just doing her job....

The vibe I get from Meghan’s sister is that Meghan was the scapegoat child in an abusive, narc family and now that she’s gone no contact and is successful without them, they’re desperately trying to regain control of the narrative.

Harry has Prince Philip.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

The silliness and wrongheadedness of going after Streep allows the Clooneys, Pitts, Tarantinos, etc. off scot-free. Streep was not on the production-side as those men and Weinstein were - so anything she “knew” was derived from rumors unless she heard it from victims themselves directly. Which no victim has stated

Trump will just tweet “I don’t want to go to a wedding for a guy who will never be prince! Sad!”

That’s how I’m interpreting it. “I did my best for you ingrates and you just had to elect a racist demagogue. Okay, you can burn it all down, it won’t harm my legacy as the last good President before the Trump disaster.”

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.