John Stamos: Always an Uncle, never a Dad. Until now.

Now, you can say, “How can you say Christian values when this man is accused of something like that.” But for us, it’s more so, “He who hasn’t sinned cast the first stone.”

Oh to be a fly on the wall in the White House right now. Or in any of the living rooms of Republican politicians who first abandoned and then reendorsed Roy Moore. You just showed your willingness to support a child molester, and now don’t even have a Senate seat to show for it. Sometimes you do get what you deserve!

Good Work, Alabama. You barely did the right thing!

I like it, but it looks like one of those dresses where you get halfway through putting it on and realize you can’t tell which is the head hole and which is the arm hole and end up putting it on all sideways and getting stuck.

And SOMEHOW, Bradley Cooper will be in it.

I’ve been in this situation as a teacher. Full lockdown. Intruder on campus, potentially armed. Every kid had a cell phone, and it was a bit of a nightmare. Kids were tweeting inaccurate information, and parents started rushing to the school to get their kids when really, the police needed people to not be entering…

French food is for people who like being pretentious more than their own tastebuds. When a food culture supplements proper seasoning with endless sauces, something is wrong.

When I was in high school and young people first started getting cell phones they were banned all day at school. You could only take them out at the end of the day to call your parents to come pick you up if you stayed late or something. Of course, these were the days when most kids were using the pay phone at the…

As always, it’s amazing that as long as humanity has been having babies, we don’t have better solutions for these fairly common complaints.

I think we know why the women were rotated through quickly. Why no one ever thought, “Hey, maybe we should just replace the guy who’s the problem instead of the women who did nothing wron,” tells you how deeply ingrained misogyny is in everything.

Did anyone ever like Matt Lauer? He’s not charming or funny or even relatively handsome. I’ve always been confused why his job was so secure while the women on the show always came and went and were shuffled around.

you clearly know nothing of hoda!

That’s why the marching cry of the alt-right at Charlottesville was “You will not replace us.” (Alternated with “Jews will not replace us,” because fuck those asssholes, but still.) It’s the voice of their anxieties, their fear that ultimately their position of power is an accident of history and not due to their…

Honestly, I’m not surprised. He was a terrible interviewer who clearly didn’t do his homework on his subjects and the issues and he gave Trump a free pass on a lot of obvious bullshit. (Regarding that last bit, now we know why.) Even his fluffy news showed his annoying side.

Sooooo, they paid many, many millions trying to keep (and shield) a man who kept them from rising in the ratings. Y’okay.

Its not just the name but the fact that it is a brew with mediocre qualities and a caramel hue that has her truly upset

I’m sure the beer is as overrated as Beyoncé.

<3 you

And some of the comments right here are also serving to show how everything Alanis wrote is simply ignored or talked over . . .