Is there really paparazzi hanging around New England?

Ugh I can’t with Delilah!

I bet Perez Hilton is crying tears of joy after reading this article because someone besides his mother recognized his existence.

Which Kennedy around her age is single right now?

Ray Bradbury is one of my favorite’s so before I read the headline I thought they had remade the movie or something.

Off topic but the picture above reminds me of The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury.

Yes! Once took me a good 30-45 minutes to get one of the multiple waitresses to come over and take our fribble order.

As an early childhood educator, I’ve actually had parents (men and women) tell me they are happy to have had sons instead of daughters because their sons will never come home pregnant.

Exactly! Thank you!

I suck their souls and intelligence out using my telepathic and telekinesis powers.

Hey now! Just because the guy didn’t pronounce the r’s at the end of some of his words doesn’t mean he’s Ben Affleck, he could just be drunk or practicing for an audition for a Boston based episode of Criminal Minds...

Why does Kate Middleton get such shit for recycling clothes, why is it really so horrible that she would wear a piece of clothing multiple times?

Now this is a prank I can get behind!

Yup....exactly.

I would have so much respect for Anne if she was just like, “yup I was being an asshole.”

There’s a woman with the same exact name as me that lives in the same area. My first name is spelled a popular name but spelled so uniquely that it’s not common. She has the same spelling for her first name, the same exact last name, turns out we have the same primary care physician, and we both work in Early…

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

I wish the same thing! Cannot find a good one for the life of me.

I put lip gloss over any matte looking lipsticks I have, I hate the look of matte lip color on me. No matter how hydrated my lips are, the matte makes them look dry and terrible.

Sounds exactly like my purse.